May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
