I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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