Dual....:-)
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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