Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
bring money and cleavage
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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