I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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