the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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