Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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