Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
How many fucks given?
0.12846
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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