I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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