I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Your dad touched me again.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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