we have officially lost it.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I want a musical about memes.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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