Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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