I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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