you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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