Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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