I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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