There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I just found a bag of teeth...
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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