The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
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