Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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