he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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