shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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