People in love make me want to vomit
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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