her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
A bitchslap is in order.
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