Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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