He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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