Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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