what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
