either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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