i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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