Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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