I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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