i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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