did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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