The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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