nut hugger
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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