i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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