Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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