the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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