Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
