i don't plan on having that self control this summer
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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