just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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