the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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