ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
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