Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I will be naked everywhere
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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