I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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