The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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