Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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