Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize