I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Sorry about my life...
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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