Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
