I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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