Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Sorry about my life...
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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