You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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