I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
