whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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