I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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